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Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

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Never forget Marcelo’s struggle, and the moment when Ronaldo was completely done with his shit.


What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.



These almond cookies are very aggressive.


fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”


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you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

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REALEST zodiac sign stuff
  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites


catch me at the age of 80 bloggin bout bingo

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does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

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